Subject: Letter from Dumb GI
SENATOR JOHN KERRY
304 RUSSELL SENATE OFFICE BUILDING WASHINGTON DC 20510
DEAR SENATOR KERRY:
WE ARE STILL LAUGHING OVER HERE IN IRAQ AT YOUR JOKE ABOUT THE TROOPS BEING DUMB. WE DO RECOGNIZE THAT YOU ARE A LOT SMARTER THAN WE ARE BECAUSE YOU WERE ABLE TO GET OUT OF COMBAT IN THREE MONTHS. THIS IS WHY WE ARE SEEKING YOUR ADVICE. PLEASE GIVE US GUIDANCE.
1.) WHERE IS THE LEAST PAINFUL AREA ON THE BODY TO INFLICT A WOUND?
2.) DOES IT HAVE TO BLEED OR WILL A SCRATCH DO?
3.) WHERE DO YOU GET THE FORMS TO FILL OUT RECOMMENDING YOURSELF FOR A PURPLE HEART?
4.) DO YOU NEED A WITNESS? IF SO, HOW MUCH DOES THAT COST?
5.) ARE THREE PURPLE HEARTS STILL GOOD FOR A TRIP HOME?
6.) WHAT IS A REALISTIC PERIOD OF TIME IN WHICH TO ACQUIRE THESE WOUNDS? LESS THAN THREE MONTHS SOUNDS A LITTLE SUSPICIOUS EVEN TO US.
THANKS FOR YOUR HELP AND KEEP THE JOKES COMING.
JUST A DUMB G.I.IN IRAK
The SandGram 
November 21, 2006 at 11:47 pm
I’m glad that the Jon Carey crowd out there reads my blog. If you have two little things hanging inside your bell bottoms, put your email out there for my friends to write you back. SORRY ABOUT THE MODERATION APPROVAL, BUT THE IS ALWAYS ONE LOSER LIBERAL OUT THERE TO MESS IT UP.
November 22, 2006 at 12:57 am
Thanks Taco, I saw the earlier comment. Whoever the he-she is that has become your pet anonymous troll, they are a certifiable ass.
November 22, 2006 at 1:19 am
Hilarious!
November 22, 2006 at 2:16 am
By the time I got here today all I could see of the anonymous’ comments was mostly javascript and a few real words that made me wonder if that particular anonymous was Jon Cary.Too bad we can’t get all the good comments back for posterity, or can we Major?
November 22, 2006 at 5:45 am
What happened to the original post?
Anyway, that trap is still cruel as can be…..
Kerry is a complete tool. The only idiots that don’t see through his tap dance are the ones that keep voting for him.
November 22, 2006 at 11:53 am
Hey Anonymous,
Does it bother you that I won’t let you post on MY blog??? Hopefully you’ll move on. Just like the Muslim woman in London who was refused to be seen if she didn’t take off her headdress, I refuse to chat with you without knowing who I’m talking to. Yes, that’s right, you are a coward.
Hey guys, I love this!!!
Semper Fi,
Taco
November 22, 2006 at 3:56 pm
Well, part of me hates that I missed the comment by anonymous. Then again, I’m sure it was totally inane and I really missed nothing at all.
You know we love you, support you and respect you Major!
November 22, 2006 at 5:34 pm
HANG IN THERE TACO YOU HAVE TOO MUCH CLASS TO LET ANY A/HOLE HET TO YOU. YOU HAVE BEEN TRAINED TO TOLERATE ALL FINDS OF PEOPLE.
November 22, 2006 at 8:29 pm
Happy Thanksgiving to all my favorite people – the Vets,Troops, family and friends that come to this blog and around the world too, including Taco and family.
November 22, 2006 at 10:25 pm
Some people are just born cowards, son.
November 22, 2006 at 11:22 pm
“Timidi Mater non Flet”
A cowards mother doesn’t weep.
November 23, 2006 at 4:28 am
Taco, no appologies needed for comment approval. Ya gotta do what ya gotta do to keep the riff-raff out.
Happy Thanksgiving to you and your family Taco. So glad you’re here at home this year!!
November 23, 2006 at 2:28 pm
For dumb guys, you are really, really funny……just imagine if you were smart!!!!
Happy Thanksgiving from a greatful American!!
November 23, 2006 at 4:17 pm
Happy and SAFE Thanksgiving to you and your fellow soldiers; the bravest and smartest people on earth! Kerry is an idiot.