Ding Dong, the terrorist is dead…

We’re all broke up here at the Bell household now that Zarqawi is dead. I had the girls singing “Ding Dong, the Terrorist is dead, he’s gone where the goblins go, below, below yo ho!!!”
I just wish we could have some medium channel to Zarqawi, to let the rest of his buddies know that you don’t get 72 virgins when you die… Actually, Zarqawi is probably pretty shocked right now as he and his six butt buddies stand in front of heavens gates to find them guarded by U.S. Marines. Can you imagine the sound of the public address system, “Attention in heaven, all Marines report to the South wall ASAP” I mean every former Marine and his brother, line the walls armed with their favorite weapon from days gone by. Looking down at the seven figures, they take aim and fire, each bullet tearing painfully into their bodies. The men all fall down in searing pain, crying for their Momma’s and then the holes disappear but the excruciating torment remains. This is the cue for our boys to fire again. See this is heaven for our Marines and hell for Zarqawi. At least this is my idea of Heaven and Hell for him…
I think those guys in Task Force 145 have done a great job and given time, (it’s only a matter of time) they will also get Bin Laden. His time is limited on this planet and I’ll take the day off from work when they place a well aimed sniper round into him. One down and a couple thousand more to knock off and this will be a much better world.

19 Responses to “Ding Dong, the terrorist is dead…”

  1. Unknown's avatar GunnNutt Says:

    This is a happy day indeed!!!! I’m so glad the P.O.S. wasn’t captured alive – we’d have to wait way too long to celebrate his desent to Hell.

    Congratulations, Taco! You’re part of the team that got ‘er done!

  2. Unknown's avatar linda Says:

    Amen to that!

    Yay troops!

  3. Unknown's avatar Melissa Says:

    LOL!!! Taco, I started singing the ‘Ding Dong’ song too when I read the news this morning!!!! Been singin’ it all day!!

    A fine day indeed for all of our troops!! What can you say but
    OOOOOhhhRRRRaaahhh!!

  4. Unknown's avatar Anonymous Says:

    WHAT is with that song!? I too began singing “it” the minute I read the news.
    It was quite the day for our military but I am well aware of the days and days and days proceeding it where there was little our media wished to report on. But we know. And we are proud every single day.
    Thank you for your service Taco!

  5. Unknown's avatar Carole Says:

    Ding Dong, the terrorist is dead…

    I Love It!!!!

  6. Unknown's avatar Bridget Says:

    Well unlike some of the others hadn’t thought about that song yesterday…but it definitely fits!
    (And now it’s going to be running through my mind all day!–and for what better reason!?)
    Thanks Taco!

  7. Unknown's avatar Sammy D Says:

    This one’s for Mama Taco – The Stork and the War on Terror – My grandson Jack was born one day after Saddam Hussein was captured. My granddaughter Clara was born June 8th, one day after Zarqawi bit the dust. My daughter-in-law has agreed to “take one for the team” so we can capture Bin Laden in nine months. I’m going to ask the DOD to front her the $25 million bounty for the college fund.

  8. Unknown's avatar devilpup51 Says:

    From what I’ve seen the scumbag Zarkawi lived a little after taken from the bombed bldg. They said while on a stretcher he looked up & saw US uniforms & then turned over & tried to roll off strecher. The Us forces put him back & the baby & woman killer died. It’s kinda comforting the last thing he saw was a US military Uniform!!!! OohRah!!

  9. Unknown's avatar Anonymous Says:

    when I heard that the last visual he had was that of American Warriors and Iraqi police that made for one Ding Dong of a day!!!!!…..”….he’s gone where the goblins go, belooow,beloow,beloow!!!..”

  10. Unknown's avatar chtrbx Says:

    I’m not really anonymous,,I just was ding,donging and didn’t sign in…

  11. Unknown's avatar ben usn (ret) Says:

    I can’t imagine a better hell for this scumbag, Taco.
    I concur with Gunnnut, better dead than alive!

  12. Unknown's avatar P-51 Patriot Says:

    Hey Taco, I couldn’t comment due to technical problems yesterday but I was celebrating with you and the others who have served and are serving over there. The best part is that the scum realized who got him!

    Way to go U.S. Armed Forces!

  13. Unknown's avatar Karen I Says:

    Taco, you are a clairvoyant!

  14. Unknown's avatar Doll Says:

    The best day I had all week-waking up to the news that that ‘evil slime’ was DEAD and another one bit the dust……

    Now on to bin Laden and the rest of that evil…good riddens….no RIP here!!!!

  15. Unknown's avatar Anonymous Says:

    hmmm…i love your imagery of the Marines in Heaven, their heaven HIS Hell. especially since yesterday was my father’s 64th birthday, his first spent in heaven.

    thank you Marines for THE BEST birthday present for my daddy in heaven :} i know he is enjoying taking shots at those bastards for eternity 😉 he’ll be all geared up for Bin Laden when the time comes too…

    Taco, your joy in Z’s killing made me grin. i was at MCRD Parris Island this week for my brother’s graduation, and on thursday, before the emblem ceremony, they let us all ask questions of some of the DI’s and those who trained our new Marines… anyway, the best question of the day was this: (asked with kind of a sheepish hopefullness)

    “Do the recruits KNOW Zarqawi is DEAD?”

    the RTR Commander got this broad grin across his face, like you KNEW he wanted to say HELL YEAH but he composed himself, and merely said “the recruits are aware we got Zarqawi”

    it was pretty priceless.
    counting the days til the last thing Bin Laden sees in his last dying breath is US Military in his sight…

    a Marine at Heart

  16. Unknown's avatar Lil Toni Says:

    Well said, Sugah.
    Hope all is well with you.

  17. Unknown's avatar Donna, Los Osos, CA Says:

    Tell us how you really feel!!

    God bless our troops!

    Semper gratus,
    Donna

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  19. Unknown's avatar chtrbx Says:

    Hey Capt B….we gotta stop meeting like this….

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