Military stories from past to present, both wars.

One Marines’s View

June 24th, 2008 Posted in The SandGram v1.0 | 5 Comments »

Hey Guys,

I just wanted to pass on this great letter from Major Pain over at One Marines View.  Major P is a great friend and doing incredible things over in Iraq and thought I’d help spread the word. Here is a letter from him that should be passed to everyone you know.

OMV Letters From Home….Support YOUR Marines!!

 

What would you say to a warrior deployed in Iraq? If you could chat with him? You might say “Thanks for protecting us”, or “We support you”, if you were somewhere in passing. But what if you were sitting down, sharing your feelings over dinner? Then what would you say to him? Think about it, because you now have that opportunity.

 

We have a large group of Marines currently located in a remote area of Iraq.  Mail might arrive once a week if the fates are with them, and water is obtained from a well on site. These are your Marines, living on the edge of the empire, alone and determined to succeed.  They don’t live in Fallujah, they don’t have a PX or a store.  They operate with the bare bones and a can do attitude.  Adapt and overcome are the pillars of their structure, while rebuilding in an insurgent filled area.  Police stations are built and governed by Lt’s, and life and death decisions are made by 20 something year olds.

 

They sleep in WWII era wooden huts and sleeping bags, as the constant blowing dirt finds its way into everything they own.  They cherish the basic things most take for granted in the states. Operating flawlessly in the 100+ weather is not the exception, it’s the expected. They are a tight group that redefines the phrase, “No Better Friend, No Worse Enemy”. 

 

While deployed, I’ve heard about others who have asked you, our awesome supporters, to step up to the plate. You’ve been asked to help keep morale high and to show your men how much you appreciate them.  And you have!  Well, I’m asking again.  Through our blog www.OneMarinesView.com  (OMV) “Letters From Home”, you can send your warriors in Iraq an email to show them how much you care. You may have sent a letter in the past where one or two servicemen got to read it.   This time, sending in an email will give OMV the right to publish it in any format, thereby allowing me to publicly post them all.  This way many will benefit from your support, instead of just a couple.  Please take just a few minutes to let your Marines know how proud you are of their outstanding service, and incredible spirit.

 

Your servicemembers are making a difference regardless of the small amount of press showing their great achievements. YOU know they are doing great, make a difference yourself and email them your thoughts at dirtpeople@gmail.com !

 

One Team One Fight-Maj Pain
 
NEW ON ONEMARINESVIEW – ALOOK THROUGH YOUR MARINES EYES-PICTURES FROM IRAQ
THIS ISNT A CHAIN LETTER……………..BUT IT SHOULD BE!
 

Rock Art

June 18th, 2008 Posted in The SandGram v1.0 | 12 Comments »

Dear Gang,

The country of Afghanistan can be beautiful with rolling hills and lots of color.  It can change just as fast to arid desert area until you hit the next valley with a river running through which brings life to all the locals. On this particular day of travel, I was sort of daydreaming as I stared out the window of our vehicle and I started to notice all the “Rock Art” in the desert along the side of the highway. There were sections of white rocks piled up in little pyramids. I thought maybe this was the creation of bored kids while watching their herds of sheep.

 

I leaned forward to comment on this Afghan art. “Hey, Sgt first Class, what is up with all the rocks piled up in the little mounds out there? Is that some sort of artwork?” He chuckled and said, “Sir, that’s not art, those are land mines and the piles of rocks mark the area. This is the second most-mined country in the world, and every day some kid or farmer gets blown up by all these old Russian mines. UN groups will come out here and mark the areas for safety.”

 

I nodded; thinking that taking a stroll out there wouldn’t be a great idea. He pointed to a draw we were approaching, and said, “Sir, see that draw there?” I looked out the front and noticed the V-shaped cut into the side of the hill there. “Well, once we were driving to the base and our vehicle had a flat tire. We had a Marine Major on board who was brand new in country. After we stopped the truck, I told everyone to take a defensive position around the truck. As I was inspecting the work on the tire change, I walked around to make sure everyone was “good to go.”

 

When I made it the other side of the truck, the Major was gone. I went inside to see if he was there. No Major. So as I was walking out, I noticed him on the bank on the side of the road where he could see over the top.  I about flipped because there he was up there lying down among all that “Rock Art” with his pistol drawn. Oh my God, this isn’t happening to me! I could just see this guy getting blown up on my admin convoy! “Sir” I cried out, “The mines are all around you; whatever you do, walk in the same foot steps you went up there in.” He stood up and slowly retraced his steps back to the hardball road.

 

The Sgt continued, “I asked him what the hell he was doing up there?” “This Major, I think his name was Haley or something looked at me like I was crazy.” He said, “You told me to protect the truck. How was I supposed to do that with the bank fifteen feet higher then me? I just wanted to see if someone was coming at us; the high ground is where you want to be.”

 

I later talked to the officer in question and when he told me the story, he had a sheepish smile on his face, and said this Sgt First Class was about to have a heart attack when he found him up on the bank. He was really freaked out, and when he told me I was in a mine field, all I could think of was, “Christ, my first day in Afghanistan and I’m about to blow my legs off.” 

 

All ended well, but if you ever come out here in the future when things calm down, you know, for vacation? Just remember that the Rock Art is not Art…

 

Semper Fi,

Taco

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Cultural lesson in Food

June 7th, 2008 Posted in The SandGram v1.0 | 15 Comments »

Nice view

The other day, I had the opportunity to visit a police station in Kandahar that we built for the local Afghan National Police. Here is some background; in the past five years, the US has built up the Afghan Army to a point where they can truly fight the bad guys and kick some butt. In 2002, during the Bonn agreement, it was decided that the US would train the Army, the Germans would train the police, and the Italians would teach them law and justice.

Well after 80 million dollars spent, and no action on their behalf, the Afghan police force remained untrained, unequipped and highly corrupted. The onus then fell on the US to take over the Police portfolio from the Germans (who you think would be good cops) and do what we did with the Army. Hence, we have now what we call Focused District Development program, and we go into a District to recruit new policemen, build a safe and secure police station for them, and turn them away from the their former life as a corrupt, toll-taking scumbag, and make them the model of Police Departments world-wide.

Well, that is the working theory, and for the most part it’s starting to work as we take over a District within a Province. There are 34 provinces and over 360 Districts, so you can see that we have to prioritize where we spend our money and time. I was sent on a trip from Camp Adams down to this one District near Kandahar that is called “Fort Apache” since it’s out in the middle of nowhere and bumps up against the mountains of Pakistan. These guys are more like Para Military Policemen since they have to go up against the Taliban on a daily basis, and at last count they have lost over 400 good men this year.

We had to drive there, being bumped and jarred the whole way, on these dirt tracks which, in this neck of the woods, begs to define the word “road.” The poor guy in the gun turret was completely covered in sand and dust when we finally arrived a few hours later. Since it was super hot, around 112 degrees and with body armor on, we felt the gallons of sweat dripping down our legs as we stood there, in the hot sun, talking to the Police Chief about his little fort. You can bet that we downed some serious water and didn’t even have to use the bathroom. Thank God, or Allah depends on who you say that in front of, but that brings up another subject, toilets. When we set up a post, we supply what they call LSS’s- Life Support Stations, basically a trailer with toilets in them. Well, they were the western style toilets and for what ever the reason, the guys would stand on top of the seat and go that way. We then went to an Afghan style toilet, with the hole and no porcelain base, but found that the guys were using chucks of gravel to wipe with and discarding them into the hole which screwed up the plumbing. The great American’s finally gave up and brought in a trailer, dug a trench and put the gutless trailer over top so they just go into the hole and down into the trench. There are a lot of flies around for some reason in that corner of the camp.

They have a commanding view of the surrounding territory with good fields of fire to repel any bad guys that come out to play. Right down the road, not too far away at the next outpost, there was a report of 300 Taliban attacking this type of fort, (guess the Taliban didn’t like the loss of a big poppy crop), and when the report about this attack was received by the military, I think there was a bit of skepticism on our part as the number of enemy. A coalition jet was dispatched over the area, and sure enough, they caught the bad guys sitting out in the open when the bombs started to fall. At last count, they had over 100 dead Taliban who thought these 40 policemen were easy prey. The Afghans have no shortage of courage when it comes to fighting; the hard part is trying to get them to understand proper planning, i.e. make sure you have a full tank of gas when you leave and maybe some food to eat.

I got the grand tour with a buddy who came along for the ride to see how the police are doing. “Bob” and I admire the Chief who tells us how they patrol all the hot spots around this area. He is alone and unafraid with his little band of brothers, and eager to shoot it up with the bad guys because this is his country and proud of it. We slowly walk through the compound when “Chief Gordon,” the Police Chief, takes us past his kitchen area. His boys were cutting the lamb carcass that was hanging from the corner of the conex box. I thought “that’s funny; they left the skin on because it was a black lamb.” But as we came closer and he hacked the meat off, only then did I realize that it was completely covered in flies and they would buzz off for the seconds he cut the meat away and then settled back down onto the meat. It didn’t help that right before I left the states, my wife watched some program on flies and all the REALLY bad stuff associated with them which made me think about what sort of disease I was going to catch this afternoon.

I talked to the Army LtCol that was our guide, and explained that both “Bob” and I would like to leave before lunch so that we can basically run away… The Army guy just laughed at his two visitors and had the translator explain to the Chief that we needed to get back into town for another meeting. The Chief would hear none of that and replied that we were his guests and it would offend him if we didn’t stay and have lunch. Well, I weakly smiled and told the big man that we would be honored to die with, hmmm…I mean dine with him, so we walked to their mess hall.

This chow hall is basically a large metal shipping container with bench seats on both walls and one section of bench running down the middle. As we walked in, the flies began to swarm and it was a solid black cloud as they waited for their feast to arrive. The end of the box was open, and they had positioned a fan there which blew about half the flies down to the other end of the conex box where the junior policemen sat. The men brought out the large plates of food with Lamb, rice, beans, white yogurt, watermelon and bananas along with the flat bread. I have to say that once you get over the way that the food is prepared, or their lack of hygiene, or where the flies have been before lunch, it’s actually very good. The lamb is tender and they prepare it with little slices of fat in between the chunks of meat to add to the flavor. Yep, it was lunch with our host and his 5 million flies, but you can’t turn this down or you’ll cause a major incident. I just kept thinking about how my intestines were finally getting over the assault on my body 15 years ago from a visit to Turkey and now I had to start all over again. The things we do as Marines and take for granted as Americans.

I have to say that the only thing that saved me was the daily dose of Doxycycline that I’m on for the Malaria. Oh, did I tell you about how they prepare the Chai tea? That is another subject for a later date. We finished the lunch, thanked our guest for the outstanding visit and wonderful meal. When we left, our guide explained that we were fed a feast by their standards and what the cost of food is here. You think you have it bad in the states, they are running out of wheat here because the rocket scientist here makes more money planting poppies that you turn into heroin then a product you can eat. So they are having massive shortages of flour to bake the bread which is a staple with every meal. Things maybe bad in the US, but you haven’t seen anything like here, and I’m sure it’s the same in Iraq. At least Iraq has oil to sell, the Afghan’s have nothing but poppies for their GNP.

You guys take care and remember Cultural Lesson number 101, never turn down a meal with your host, that’s bad juju.

Semper Fi,

Taco

PS, all names, places and dates have been changed for OPSEC

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History Lesson 101

June 1st, 2008 Posted in The SandGram v1.0 | 9 Comments »

This came from our XO, a fine young Air Force Officer who gave us a short brief on the Hazara. If you have read “Kite Runner” then you already have an idea of who the Hazara are and how they are treated. Here is a little background on them. This whole country is based off of tribes and clans, which makes putting them all together very difficult. We had a group of Police Recruits get into a fight last week because one group was Pashtu and the other Dari. They took to each other with metal pipes and caused some injuries but no deaths. See, there is the problem, they hate each other and it could be something that dates back to a bad business deal a century ago.  Almost like the Hatfield and McCoys. Anyway, enjoy your first History lesson.

The Hazara are historically know as the descendants of Genghis Khan (GK).  However, it is believed but not proven, that the Hazara were settled before GK invaded.  The Hazara were not a “warrior” people so when GK invaded their land, although they resisted, they were easily defeated and it was then that the mix between the Mongol and the Hazara began.

They are primarily located in Central Afghanistan and their field of work has historically been “highland farmers.”  They farm at over 10K feet above sea level.  The Hazara are the third largest ethnic group in Afghanistan…only Pashtun and Tajik have larger groups.  They are mortal enemies with the Pashtun.  This stems from years of oppression forced upon them by the Pashtun.  The Pashtun forced them to live as 2nd class citizens (only good for cleaning homes and baking bread). 

In the 18th Century, the huge Pashtun push from the south forced many Hazara to the north and out of the Helmand and Kandahar regions.  This is when they fled into the mountains of Central Afghanistan.  The Pashtun continued the persecution of the Hazara and to this day, the largest settlement of Hazara can be found in the Quetta region in Pakistan (south west).

In the modern era, the struggles of the Hazara continue but with the coalition military influence, they are beginning to make head way into being seen as equals.  Although the internal negative feelings of the Pashtun tribes exists, in order to make peace with the Allied forces, the Pashtuns must bury their feelings in public and symbolically accept the Hazara.  The Hazara are utilizing this time of “being seen as equals” to put their children through school and also to get women involved in the work place and also the government.  In one province, there is a female Governor…a Hazara woman.

The Taliban were also mentioned today and it was said that if the Taliban were allowed to continue their reign, the Hazara would be and extinct people.   

Although it sounds as if the Hazara are utilizing this education for the good, popular belief is that there is still a bone deep resentment ingrained towards the Pashtun.  The fluidity of this culture is amazing and seems like an incredibly tough up-hill struggle to refocus priorities of a people who’s history is nothing but war and misplacement.

MEMORIAL DAY 25 MAY 2008 FALLUJAH

May 26th, 2008 Posted in The SandGram v1.0 | 6 Comments »
Major General Kelly’s remarks on this day.
MEMORIAL DAY 25 MAY 2008
FALLUJAH, IRAQ
First, a few statistics to ponder.  There are twenty-five million living American veterans.  Since General George Washington commanded the Continental Army forty-two million Americans have served the colors.  A million have been killed in its defense.  Another million and a half wounded.  When most of us think about military cemeteries the first thought that comes to mind is Arlington National in Washington, but there are many, many more in the U.S.  Most Americans also don’t know there are 24 American cemeteries maintained overseas with 125,000 graves of our fallen—61,000 in France alone—the result of two wars that saved Europe and the world from horrors unimaginable to Americans today; unimaginable, that is, unless you are a veteran who have seen the terrible face of war so those who remained safe in America, and those yet unborn, would never have to.  There are also memorials overseas to an additional 94,000 Americans who were lost at sea, or their remains never recovered from battlefields around the globe.  With all this service and loss, we as Americans can be proud of the kind of people we are as we have never retained a square foot of any country we have defeated, we possess no empire, nor have we enslaved a single human being.  On the contrary, billions across the planet are today—and billions yet unborn—live free because our veterans have fought and died, and, once peace achieved, we’ve rebuilt destroyed cities, economies, and societies.   
Memorial Day was established three years after our terrible Civil War that finally established what kind of nation we would be.  A war in which 600,000 young Americans—North and South—perished.  For a century the day continued to mean visiting and decorating graves or town-square memorials to those who died serving our great nation, and celebrating with parades and civic events.  Americans kept the day quiet pausing to remember, at least for a little while, the kind of men and women they were who gave the last full measure, and the immensity of the sacrifice they made for those who remained protected at home. 
Americans should not forget this weekend or any weekend as they relax with a few days off that the country is at war, and a new Greatest Generation is fighting a merciless enemy on their behalf in the terrible heat of Iraq, and in the mountains of Afghanistan.  Like it or not America is engaged in a war today against an enemy that is savage, offers no quarter, whose only objectives are to either kill every one of our families in our homeland, or enslave us with a sick form of extremism that serves no God or purpose that rational men and women can understand.  Given the opportunity to do another 9/11, our vicious enemy would do it today, tomorrow and everyday thereafter.  I don’t know why they hate us, and I frankly don’t care and they can all go to hell, but they do hate us and are driven irrationally to our destruction.  The best way to fight them is somewhere else and that is why we are here.  For whatever reason they want to destroy our way of life our countrymen at home should be on their knees everyday thanking God we still have enough young people in America today willing to take up the fight as our Veterans did from the earliest days of our nation.    
They should know that they are protected today by men and women as good as have ever served; as good today as their fathers were in Vietnam, and their grandfathers were in Korea and World War II.  In this my third tour in Iraq I have never seen an American hesitate, or do anything other than lean into the danger and, with no apparent fear of death or injury, take the fight to the enemies of our way of life.  As anyone who has ever experienced combat knows, and many of you do, when it starts, when the explosions and tracers are everywhere and the calls for the Corpsman or medic are screamed from the throats of men who know they are dying—when seconds seem like hours and it all becomes slow motion and fast forward at the same time—everything in one’s survival instinct says stop, get down, save yourself —yet you don’t.  When no one would call you coward for cowering behind a wall or in a hole looking to your own self preservation, none of you do.  It doesn’t matter if it’s an IED, a suicide bomber, mortar attack, fighting in the upstairs room of a house, or all of it at once—America should know you fight today in the same way our warriors have since the Revolution.
The wonderful thing about America’s Armed Forces is that none of us are born killers.  On the contrary we are good and decent Americans mostly from the neighborhoods of America’s cities, and small towns.  Almost all come from “salt of the earth” working class homes, and more often than not are the sons and daughters of cops and firemen, factory and service workers, and farmers.  Most of us delivered papers, stocked shelves in the grocery store, played Little League baseball and pickup hockey in the local rink, and served Mass on Sunday morning.  Some are former athletes, and many “couch potatoes” who drove our cars and motorcycles too fast, and blasted our music louder than perhaps we should have.  We are all ordinary people performing remarkable acts of bravery and selfless acts of devotion to a cause bigger than ourselves—and for millions who will never know our names.  Any one of us could have all stayed in school or gone another way, but yet we chose to serve knowing full well Iraq and Afghanistan was in our future.  You did not avoid the most basic and cherished responsibility of a citizen—to defend the nation and its people—on the contrary, you went after it.  You did not fail in life which the chattering class back home likes to believe is why you chose to serve and risk dying for the nation, but, rather, are the best our nation produces and have consciously put every American at home above your own self interest.  You are all heroes and like many Veterans throughout our history many of us have endured things—sights, sounds and horrors—that will haunt us for the rest of our lives.  I know I find comfort that because I am here those I love and have sworn to protect will never have to deal with memories so terrible.  I hope you who have seen these things have the same sense of purpose and balance when you relive the scenes of violence, and of decisions made.
America’s Armed Forces today know the price of being the finest men and women this nation has to offer, and pay it we do everyday in Iraq and Afghanistan.  More than four thousand of us have died in this war, and ten-times this number have been wounded.  And the sacrifice continues as three Americans have gone to God since we all went to bed last night and slept free and protected.  Their mothers and fathers, brothers and sisters, wives, husbands, and fiancés are sitting in their living rooms right now with casualty officers learning the true price of freedom, and are only just beginning a lifelong struggle of dealing with the pain and loss of someone so dear, but they are not victims as they knew what they were about and were doing what they wanted to do.  Many of today’s self-proclaimed experts and media commentators endeavor to make them out to be victims but they are wrong, and this only detracts from the decision these patriots made to step forward and protect the country that has given so much to all of us.    We who are serving, and have served, demand not to be categorized as victims—we are not.  Those with less of a sense of service to the nation never understand it when strong and committed men and women stand tall and firm against our enemies, just as they can’t begin to understand the price paid so they and their families can sleep safe and free at night—the protected never do. What the experts, commentators, and elites are missing, what they will also never understand, is the sense of commitment, joy, and honor, of serving the nation in its uniform, but every American Veteran, and their loved ones who support them and fear for them everyday, do understand. 
We should all be confident that this experiment in democracy we call America will forever remain the “land of the free and home of the brave” so long as we never run out of tough young Americans willing to look beyond their own self interest and comfortable lives, and go into the darkest and most dangerous places on earth to hunt down, and kill, those who would do us  harm.
In closing I wanted to share a story that you may not be aware of that took place only a few miles from here in Ramadi.  On 22 April 2nd Battalion 8th Marines and 1st Battalion, 9th Marines were in the process of turning over a Joint Security Station Nasser.  It’s in the Sophia district of Ramadi, and was once the center of the insurgency in that city.  Two Marines who barely knew each other as one was coming and the other going were standing guard at the Entry Control Point (ECP): their names were Jonathan Yale and Jordan Haerter.  At 0745, and without warning, a large truck accelerated towards the ECP careening off the protective serpentine.  Both must have understood on instinct what was happening as in less then a second they went to the guns and opened fire until the massive 2,000lb blast took their lives—but the suicide bomber never passed the post they protected, and 50 other Marines and perhaps as many police didn’t die that day inside the JSS.  I spoke to several Iraqi police eyewitness and they all told the same story, but one more emotionally than the others.  He said no sane man would have stood there directly in the path of a speeding truck firing their weapons—yet two did.  His officers, some as close as ten feet initially from the Marines, fired and ran when it was obvious the truck could not be stopped—and they survived.  The Marines stood their ground and stopped the truck before it detonated, and saved the lives of their buddies.
          A sacred duty of every commander in combat, yet the one we dread the most, is writing letters home to families who have lost a son or a daughter.  I wanted to close by reading you a letter I wrote that night to the mother of one of those two heroes that for me sums up who and what we are as warriors and veterans, why we serve, and how we will remember each other.
  
 
22 April 2008
 
 
            I know there is nothing I can write tonight that will help you deal with the loss of your son Jonathan.  I do hope you can find some comfort as I try to help you understand what he was doing for every American when he was taken from us all.  He was standing watch on a nameless side street in Ramadi at the entrance of a compound that housed a large number of Marines, Iraqi Police, and civilians.  In the early morning a truck turned down towards the entrance and ignored the visual warnings he gave to stop.  Jonathan and the Marine he was with must have sensed immediately what was taking place as they went to the guns quickly and fired a very high volume of automatic weapons fire undoubtedly killing the suicide driver, but not before he detonated the massive blast that took their lives.  His fellow Marines did what Marines have done from the beginning of our history, something they do almost without thinking and always without hesitation—they risked their own lives to save his, but he was already gone to God.  Mrs. Pride because of your son and that other Marine nearly fifty other American families are not mourning tonight; their son’s lives were saved by two Marines who would not abandon their post even to the point of death. 
 
            I did not know your son Mrs. Pride, but I am sure he was just like every Marine I have known in the three decades and more that I have served.  Like my own two sons who are Marines and have served here in this war, I bet he was a good looking young man, fun loving, into sports and a good son—but not perfect—boys never are.  He was also different Mrs. Pride, because he chose to leave the comfortable and safe confines of his home and walk a different path than all the rest.  The path he chose led him to be one of the nations finest, to be a Marine.  When he did not have to raise his right hand and swear before his God to serve and protect this nation and its people, he did just that.  We all owe him an eternal debt of gratitude that can never be repaid.  We also owe you, Tammy, and all who loved him a debt—one that can never be settled.
 
            I have 25,000 Marines under my care here in Iraq, and I fear for their lives every minute of every day as if they were my own.  They are out there everyday and every night patrolling the most dangerous places on earth for millions of people at home they do not even know.  In times of weakness I wonder why they come, young men like Jonathan, why they come when no one makes them.  When everything in our society seems to say “what’s in it for me,” those like your son think of others—not themselves.  I did not know your son Mrs. Pride, but I will never forget him.  I will keep him in my thoughts and prayers for the rest of my life.
 
With deepest sympathy,
 
 
 
JOHN F. KELLY
Major General, U.S. Marine Corps
Commanding General
I Marine Expeditionary Force (Forward)
 
 

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Hug a Vet

May 24th, 2008 Posted in The SandGram v1.0 | 7 Comments »

Dear Gang,

Here I am at “Camp Adams” on Memorial Day Weekend; let’s see “Cut the grass, Wash the Humvee, Clean the poop stains, change the sheets, and clean the gutters.” See, the “Honey Do This and That” never end, ever. Even when you are in a battle zone!

Actually, this is a pretty important holiday for me because I was commissioned this timeframe twenty years ago as a second Lieutenant. When I got home from college and things had settled down, there came a knock on our front door. When I answered, there stood James A. Michener from our church. He was gruff, stocky, bulldog type guy who used to yell at me for running down the hallway at church. I know what you are thinking, “is this the same guy who wrote all the books?” the answer is “no,” they are from a town apart and the author was adopted by the Michener family. But it gets better later.

Mr. Michener came in with a large box in tow. “Taco,” he grabbed my hand in a bear claw vice, “I’m proud as hell of you for joining the Marines,” and patting the box, he said, “Now that you are a Marine, I guess I need to pass this on from one Marine to another.” Now, I had no idea he was in the Marines, but then it all made sense, his bearing, demeanor, it all said “Marine.” I was at a loss and just mumbled, “Wow, I thought you were a retired school teacher. I didn’t know you were in the Marines.”

He opened the box and started to pull out all these treasures that belong in a military museum. They included his WWII web gear, and all his memorabilia. In February, I wrote about Iwo Jima, and talked about Col. Michener. By giving me his gear, he was passing the torch to the next generation of Marines. I was so proud to receive it, and I honor his memory. Honoring those who have set the example is the backbone of the Corps today.

It started for him in December 1941, just a few days before the bombing of Pearl Harbor, when he shipped up to Philadelphia Naval yard to attend TBS. At that time, all Marine Officers went through training there. He had a great memory and could recall all the dates and names of the guys he served with as if it had just happened. We talked about his time on Iwo Jima and how his Colt .45 had taken the lives of over a dozen men during the course of the war, from spider holes to bonsai attacks. He wept for the loss of his friends, but swelled with pride over the accomplishments his units achieved.

As he spoke, two hours went by, and a sparkle of mischief was in his eyes as he talked about the author Michener. I guess after the war ended, his division, what was left of it, steamed to Hawaii for some R and R. Mr. Michener took his men out for a well-deserved night on the town. They drank a bit too much and it’s no surprise that alcohol and Marines did not mix well with Army guys around. Some words were exchanged, and pretty soon there was a giant brawl in the bar. When the MP’s showed up, the owner, rightfully pissed off, wanted them all arrested. Mr. Michener whipped out his ID and showed it to the owner, “Do you know who I am?” I guess Michener the author was out in the Pacific in the Navy, but that didn’t stop the future Col. Michener. “I’m James A. Michener, the writer. Just send the bill to my address and I’ll pay for all the damages.” The owner was pretty happy with this and agreed not to press charges. Of course Michener gave the address of the writer from the next town over. He just thought that was a hoot.

Then come to find out a few years later, James A. Michener, the writer, and his wife landed in Hawaii to take a vacation. After they were led down the line of hula girls, there were a couple of Hawaii “5-0” officers there to arrest him on the charges of destroying a bar. He pleaded that it wasn’t him, and when the bar owner arrived he confirmed that this tall, lanky guy wasn’t the short, stocky Marine that trashed his place. Michener loved that story. “Didn’t you feel bad, Mr. Michener? He smiled, “Hell no, he was Navy anyway, and was rich off that book he wrote before the war. I figured he could afford it.”

Well, I know lots of guys like my Mr. Michener, my grandfather, my uncle and most of all, my father, who have worn the uniform of the United States Military, and it makes me proud to carry on the tradition. To all of you out there who have served, or are serving, give yourself a big pat on the back as you read this. This weekend is for you. I hope that you don’t have to cut the grass in your battle rattle, so have a beer for us over here.

Semper Fi,

Taco

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Everyone Poops, so have a nice Bidet

May 18th, 2008 Posted in The SandGram v1.0 | 31 Comments »

The Thinking hat, \"I think I need to poop\"

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Dear Gang,

You know there are some basic human needs that have to be fulfilled no matter where you are. I guess as you travel the world, figuring out where you go to fertilize the local gardens is something that everyone has to do. Like my daughters book “Everyone Poops” this is one of those things that fascinates me to no end. I guess because you have all extremes over here from a porta potty which everyone knows how to use, to the modified comfort trailers (fairly normal), followed by the Afghani bathroom. Now they are broken up into two types, the ole hole in the ground or if you are lucky, you get the two imprinted foot spots or my favorite, the “ledge” toilet.

I’m convinced though that whoever came up with the toilet system here also owns stock or their brother owns the local toilet brush company. They build these things with a ledge directly below where your bottom sits and when you flush, water comes rushing down, moving your pile across the ledge and into the abyss. Sometimes this takes two flushes, depending on if you ate the local vegetables or not. I guess they want a really good look at what they had for breakfast that day. This process is ALWAYS messy and requires the use of a brush to scrub away the streaks. Of course this isn’t something that is around when you need it, so you have to buy one. I’m sure the last guy threw his away (I would) and figured you would want a brush of your very own. So Ackmed and Mohammod, I know you two are making a fortune off these brushes and toilets.

Now my house (older place) on 1995 JaOki Street here at Camp Adams has a bidet and a toilet. “How does one use this?” yes, I sometimes think and ponder as I’m sitting, so when I was done, I called my interpreter named Jim into the bathroom “Jim, tell me about this, how does one use this bidet? I mean, do you sort of shuffle over and then wash?” He smiled and replied in his heavy accent “Muslims must pray five times a day and be clean, so they don’t have time for a shower, thus, they wash their bottoms here.” He smiled and followed that with “Sometimes their feet too.”

Well, at least their toilets don’t have the robotic arm that comes out from inside the seat and sears your orifice with 120 degree water enema like the Japanese one I encountered and caused me not to sit right for a week. Or the slit trench in China that my buddy was huddled over one dark November night and nearly fell in after a Pig in the bottom of this pit put his head up under his rear and licked the crack of his Arse. That incident soon became the motto for where ever we were at the time… “I’d rather let a pig lick the crack of my back, then be here…” Says a lot when you think about it.

Well, I hope that this didn’t ruin your chow this morning. You all have a super day and remember “to wipe twice because there are germs you can’t even pronounce about to launch a devastating attack on your body that would render you useless in a time of war.” The Great Santini

Semper Fi,

Taco

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Happy Mothers day from OEF

May 14th, 2008 Posted in The SandGram v1.0 | 10 Comments »

Dear Gang,

Greeting from, Afghanistan. First of all I want to say Happy Mother's Day to all you gals out there in Cyberland!! I can say that this is going to be a long tour. We travel around Kandahar City, which can be a bit nerve racking, as we have to meet with locals in different spots. Crazy stuff. I am learning Dari, the main language of the folks in power. There are a ton of dialects and folks from the North don’t understand the guys in the South. The same applies for each region–East and West. I just learned that I will work at another base close to here which is nice since all of my Afghan contacts are located there along with my translator who will begin my Dari lessons. I enjoy doing magic tricks for the kids on our compound, and it shows my feeble attempt at making friends with the locals. Actually the kids and adults love that stuff.

All the Afghan’s that I have come in contact with are super nice and love to smile. You greet them with your right hand over your heart and say ‘Salaam Mailickem’ and they will do the same. Like people all around the world, they just want to provide food for their families and have some sort of home.

I have to say that this place reminds me of Mexico in a way with the crazy drivers except you don’t see this everyday in Mexico–a flock of sheep going down the main street with cars whizzing around them at hyper speeds as the father and son try not to get them killed (now I know where our mystery meat comes from.) The women for the most part walk around in beautiful blue burkas, but the children don’t wear them from what I have seen. Sometimes I’ll be waiting for my ride to pick me up, and the children from the school two miles down will come over to say hello. I carry extra pens for them, but I make sure it’s a small group. If you give one Afghani something, they will all start to line up for a present.

They have a Bazaar on one of the local bases on Tuesdays, and after the vendors have cleared security, they set up shop. I was walking through with a couple of other officers looking at the nice stuff they had out. They do a fine job on silver jewelry, beautiful wooden boxes, scarves, etc. I walked up to one gent named Khullin and asked about the price of one set of jewelry, he said ”85 dollars” and I knew that was his opening salvo, they love to bargain with you and haggle till each of you are happy. If they give you a present, then it means he took you and felt guilty.

Next, I looked at some old Russian coins he had on the table. I held one up and asked, ‘how much?’ He says, ‘Oh for you my friend,$1.00.’ I turned to him and made the coin vanish with a little slight of hand, then pulled it out of his ear. He about flipped. Very excited, he called all of his fellow vendors over to our table. I repeated the trick and did a few more. Then I reached in my pocket and produced some key chains from my base back home in Texas. Handing one to Kullim, I found I had four more hands out. Luckily I had enough. I put my hand over my heart, bowed and thanked them. Well not to be out done, Khullin says, ‘Please stay here,’ and picked up a wad of Afghani money from the table and peeled off about ten bills. Nice crisp new bills. He handed them to me and bowed. Then the other vendors not to be out done by Khullin they all produced money and handed it to me.

My buddies were watching in amazement as I was being bestowed all this money. Khullin then took me back to the table and put his arm around me. ‘Mr. Marine, for you my friend, I sell this set for $15 dollars.’ That was a big drop from $85, so I said ‘How about two more, so three total. He leaned into me and said, “This is my cost, so $45 dollars for all three.”

I walked away with a ton of Afghan money and a great buy waving to my friends “Great, see you next Tuesday” . Those little key chains were gold. I learned a neat lesson, give something and you will receive it back twice fold. Wait a minute, where have I heard this before? Frank my Pastor says this alot and how true it is.

Well guys, I have to tell you that I work long hours, and don’t have much time to write.

Hope you all take care and I’ll talk to you soon.
Semper Fi,
Taco

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Camp CupCake Afghanistan

April 28th, 2008 Posted in The SandGram v1.0 | 20 Comments »

old Russian tank
Dear Gang,
What is it like going into Afghanistan? Well, I remember landing under sniper fire, there was suppose to be some kind of a greeting ceremony at the airport, but instead we just ran with our heads down to get into the vehicles to get to our base. OK, that’s not really how my trip on the C-17 went, that experience belongs to the imagination of someone else running for national office. My trip into “Camp Cupcake” was more routine and very relaxed.

Afghanistan reminds me of Denver, the snow capped mountains in the background along with the high altitude of over five thousand feet. It gets a bit hot in the afternoon with blowing dust but the evenings are really nice at Bagram around 4pm. There has been a little bit of action the past couple of days and they delayed my trip to my next base, but I don’t mind, I can catch up on some needed sleep and rest up for the deep end that I’m about to jump into.

Well, what is it like here at Camp Cupcake? This base cracks me up, not to make fun of my Army and Air Force brothers but what is it about wearing PT gear 24/7? They show up to chow in it, shop at the PX in it and it is the goofiest thing to see a guy with a pistol strapped to his leg in his little blue workout shorts. It must also drive our Muslim brothers crazy as they see these gals walking around half naked in their eyes.

The base requires that they wear a reflective “Disco belt” at all times, some do, some don’t. I guess to keep from getting hit at night by a car which makes sense, but during the day too? I mean, who ever went out of their way to run someone down with a vehicle? Since that is not part of the Marine Uniform, we don’t comply, hell we only wear PT gear to workout in and our uniforms the rest of the time. They have to wear the belt at the gym to ensure that a Humvee won’t run over the hard chargers on the cross trainer.
Daytime Disco Belts

We really have gone to war here and garrison has broken out after five years. The other crazy thing here is saluting. Boy it’s tough just walking down street because both branches salute Officer’s whether they are wearing PT gear or a uniform. I’m not so worried about getting blown up here; it’s coming back with a broken chicken wing from all the saluting. I switched over to my brown “Onezy” as the Corporal in this office calls my flight suit, and then I can walk around incognito. See, the Navy and Air Force wear their rank on their shoulders and Marines don’t. The Army has it on their caps and right on their chest, so confusing for these guys. They can’t see my rank on my name patch until they are right on top of me and then they don’t know what to do and some snap a salute while the others are walking away scratching their head “Was that an Officer? Were we supposed to salute him?”
PT gear

They have everything here at this base, I mean I went for a haircut in the PX square and they have a spa/saloon. You have to make an appointment for a massage, or to get your nails done, about a day out. I was thinking about a pedicure but not sure if the gals can handle my nasty toes. When I finally got into the chair, she asked me if I wanted my hair shampooed. “What?” my head looks like a boot camp rookie with just some hair on the front and she wants to shampoo what? My stubble? You can also eat Burger King, DQ and Green Bean coffee. I know why all the gunfighters come back here for R and R since there is a ton of stuff and the safety of a big base.

Now they still have tons of land mines left over from the old Russians days, so you don’t go wondering off to look at the cool old Russian junk out in the field. This is the second most heavily mined country in the world they tell me, so stay on the road. We did find some old hulks pulled inside the wire. I have to say that this wouldn’t be a bad place to be stationed for a year as long as I don’t have to wear that disco belt day and night. Hope you all are doing well and talk to you soon.
Semper Fi,
Taco

Free Agent

April 21st, 2008 Posted in Military | 22 Comments »

So, you want to volunteer to go to war huh? Crazy as that sounds, there are a lot of us out there who do this little trip over to the war and let me tell you something, that is why the Muslim insurgents will never defeat us. See, there are tons of former military guys who for many reasons decide to join back up for this fight.

Are you one of them? Well, let me fill you in on how to do this and what happens if you are a Marine. First of all, being a reservist is akin to being a “Free Agent” in the NFL. You can pick and choose what assignment you would like to fill in either theater. Active duty guys really get the short end of the straw and when told to report somewhere, they have to grin and bear it while we are sent a list of available billets to choose from. Making you the boss of your own destiny is sort of fun in a weird way. When I volunteered for Iraq, I was looking over the list of jobs (maybe fifty positions there) and I knew what some of them did, but there were others that made me say HHHMMMMmmmm? I was on the phone with the reserve manpower officer one day, “O.k., what is a Battle Captain?” He paused and said he didn’t know. Well that sounded cool, “Put that on my short list” followed by “What is the Air Boss job?” He hazarded a guess that they bossed planes around. This guy wasn’t much help. I knew what the Air Boss on the ship did, but how did that work in Iraq? I liked that title so I told him that I wanted that job. Turned out to be a busy job with lots of stuff to do and I found out it had little to do with bossing planes around except for the Russian contract planes that tried to cheat us out of gas and I could tell them a thing or two.

Three years ago, joining up for a tour was like that, you found a billet and then mobilized with a unit and off you went. Now that this war has been going for over five plus years, the Corps has found a way to make it a partial “red ass” (remember when you got spanked by your Dad’s big leather disco belt and it hurt to sit, well same thing) to serve. At least that is what I thought when I first showed up 31 March for my pre-deployment training in Camp LeJeune, North Carolina. They have a program put together that includes some really good training, and some that I could just do without the pain. Because of the rollover deaths in the Humvee’s, they have built a trainer that spins around in circles to simulate your up armored Humvee taking a sharp turn or being blown up by an IED. Imagine a full size Humvee with the 240 lbs combat doors attached. They turn it on and spin it around and around. Kind of like being stuck in a couple of cycles of your clothes dryer. The dust and junk inside are floating in the air as you try to maintain a grip on your rubber M-16 or it will fly off and pop someone in the face. When it comes to rest, you practice egression out of one of the doors (they lock all the doors except one). Well, hanging upside down with your flack jacket and helmet on, and trying to get your seatbelt off is something that takes a bit of finesse or you will drop on your head. The Marines built this training up to be something that will make you sick. I loved it, a bit like the Helo dunker in our pool training only without the chlorine nasal injector as the pool water is forced up your sinuses.

They basically run you through all the stages to make you a fully qualified Marine again–go to the gas chamber and suck up some CS gas; do the swim quall; get all of your shots which hurt by the way, and they can give up to four shots a day including the dreaded smallpox shot. Remember that nice round scar you had on your left arm as a kid? Well, you get to walk around with this festering mess on your arm for about two weeks or so. Let’s not forget the shooting part of it. This made me laugh a bit. See, the weapon I carry is the M9 9mm pistol, unless I am in a billet that calls for the mighty M-4 5.56 rifle. But as an O-5, you have to shoot everything again. I haven’t shot the rifle in 14 years and just remember it being a pain-in-the-ass long drawn out week. First, we went to shoot the pistol. I like shooting guns and the pistol is my favorite, so getting Expert was a piece of cake. Plus, since they run a short course on that, three relays in a day, if you don’t like your score, you didn’t have to take it, but you do have to qualify on it–nothing like zero pressure on the qualification relay. Then the following week starts the pain. You show up each morning at 0445, drive a half hour over to Stone Bay to pick up your rifle and then sit around till 0630 when the sun starts to peek over the pine trees. Since we had three Marines in our group, we took the first relay each day, and no pulling of the “Butt’s” (that is what they call the area with the targets) in the afternoon. See, they have to send Marines down in the pits to pull the targets up and down to mark the bullet holes.
You start off at the two hundred-yard line, firing five rounds from the sitting, then from the kneeling and then from the standing position in a time limit of 20 minutes. Sounds easy till the wind starts blowing you back and forth just as you apply pressure on the trigger for that perfect bulls-eye. This is followed by a rapid-fire session of ten rounds- Moving back to three hundred-yard line, you shoot five rounds sitting and then in the prone position at a target that is about eight inches in diameter. To top off your training, you then move back to the five hundred-yard line and shoot ten rounds at a man-sized target. This goes on till about noon and then they switch places. We lucked out, for the weather was a bit chilly in the a.m., 40F but it warmed up nicely in the afternoon to about sixty or so. No rain, thank God. This goes on till you qualify on Wednesday. I told all my guys that they would be experts and six out of seven made it and the one Marine missed it by two points.

It’s one thing to be an Expert shooting at a still target, and quite another shooting at a moving one. So the Corps came up with the Table II shooting course where you shoot lots of bullets in various positions at a moving target. Now at a hundred yards, you don’t have to lead the target as much, so point of aim is still pretty much point of impact. What gives me a chuckle is how they do it. If it was the Army, they would spend hundreds of millions of dollars designing a super duper automated system. What system did the Corps buy? A two-dollar wooden pole that they staple a man-sized target to, and then have LCpl Jones pop this thing up into the air above the berm that protects him from getting shot as he walks along the ramp bobbing this thing up and down at a fast clip. Bullets are flying over his head zapping the target. Who ever came up with this simple solution was actually using his head!
This training is slated for twenty-one days and it is something all reservists have to go through. I will tell you that we had the finest coaches on hand, and that was proven when an old LtCol managed a 232 on the rifle after not shooting the M16A2 in 14 years… so if we get into a fire fight, I’m feeling pretty good that I can take a couple of the bad guys out. Just remember that all Marines are riflemen and our motto is “one shot, one kill.”

\"On the Range\"
Trigger, trigger, fire!!I’m going to be shipping over very soon and will be out of contact for a few weeks till I get set up. I’d like to thank all of you who have written me letters of support, and apologize ahead of time if I don’t respond back right away. Thanks again and hope this gives you a bit of insight into how they prepare us to fight. By the way, if you are retired and want to come back for some reason, call the separations branch and if you still in the five year window from retirement, then it’s pretty easy for you to come back and play with the boys again. The world’s best shooting club wants you to hang out again!!
S/F
Taco

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